It is on Netflix.

I vaguely remember watching Lights Out, and Pablo Schreiber is the clearest thing about it. Oh, and I think it was set in New Jersey? Like, the Bayonne area? That's all I got.

I've already bought my ticket to see this on Thursday the 5th at the Alamo Drafthouse. I'm drinking tea out of an Avengers mug. My cat is named after a character up there. I am their target audience.

I actually thought of Ted Beneke. They have gone to this well before, and I still gasped when it happened.

Jimmy's "Call 911, come on" fucking hurt.

Yeah, I'm reasonably sure that's it. I can picture Tim Matheson saying that line.

Welp, now I have to watch Justified and Deadwood again.

If anyone posted any chemtrail shit, I'd block that person so fast. I have a coworker who's a chemtrail believer. Even interrupted my orientation tour because there was a "perfect example" above the city. I get enough of that in real life.

The UNM film students make me laugh every time they show up. They're my favorite bit characters. I don't even think they have names.

My work schedule has me pretty tired so when he started his speech, I was like, "Wait…. He's doing right by her?" Then my brain caught up, and fuck you, Chuck. (Because it can't be said enough.)

Yeah, I always thought it was a stroke. That shit happens. It doesn't have to be anything sinister.

Oh, hey, she'll be in my neck of the woods come the end of August. Fun.

A couple of weeks ago, someone here described Chuck as ethical but immoral, and that kept running through my head. He's not wrong, but jesus, fuck you, Chuck.

Holy shit.

"Lynne Cheney (Wife of Sauron)" made me cackle.

I was 5!

Thanks. Appreciate it.

Thank you. Right now he's under the bed so maybe there's an oven I don't know about.

Happy Birthday from a birthday twin.

A good family friend died yesterday and my cat chewed through my laptop's charging cable so… Happy Birthday to me!