They didn't show us a video, but I did sit through a "service." In grad school, I was a teaching assistant for a religious studies class so we did a field trip to the church in Denver. This was like two years ago.

I did that in Denver. It sure was something.

Not sure if it's the same lawyer, but one of them, Bradford Cohen, has "@acriminallawyer" as his Twitter handle. He might think he is Saul Goodman.

Philip's wig makes him look like one of my coworkers, and it's really distracting.

I did my master's thesis on the satanic panics in the 1980s where a lot of people went to jail because people believed that "children never lie," especially about something like sexual abuse. Except they were coerced by bad interrogations conducted by overeager social workers. It was an insanely fucked up situation. A…

"Sorry, can't come into work today. Watching the Civil War trailer. A lot."

I work in a small hotel so people leave stuff behind. We had a small trash bag of PBR in the manager's office for like a week, and no one wanted to touch it.

First thing we're going to do is we're gonna acknowledge that this guy's awesome. I mean, he shoots Theo Tonin, fakes his own death in a spectacular fashion, pushes a guy out of an airplane while he's flying it, parachutes into Harlan County with enough coke and cash to jump-start the economy of a small country, and…

Hell, they have to find the strategic targets first. I'm still entertained by the propaganda video showing them hitting Colorado Springs. Which is in Louisiana now, apparently.

Dalton Trumbo attended the University of Colorado for two years so the fountain outside the student center is named for him. It's a nice fountain.

WU! SWEDGIN! HANG DAI!

Fuck Chris Christie.

It's still somewhat frustrating to watch from two time zones over. I've been like, "I knew he was an asshole when I still lived in NJ. What took the rest of you so long?"

That made me laugh so hard I startled my cat.

Raisins ruin perfectly good cookies.

While a guest of Denver Comic Con last year, Sean Astin ran the Bolder Boulder, a 10K held on Memorial Day. He apparently had a good time with it.

And I just flashed to "We're done when I say we're done."

Seriously. I thought that I had no ability to 'ship, but that shot of the two of them on the bed, knowing that something is going to happen, that shot hurt.

I think his picture is hilarious because it contrasts Keri Russell's so much. Hers fits the mood. His is like, "Did you get the memo, Matthew? No? Ah, we'll use it anyway."

I wasn't reading the AV Club in 2007, but that still made me do a double-take because that means it'll be 10 years since I graduated college and… I'm a front desk agent at a hotel… Yay?