Couple things....

To be fair, most engineering physics chemists do struggle talking down to the levels of mere mortals. 

I see a lot when I stray too close to the BC border, but most are so rusted out that they’re almost transparent. Plus, they ain’t selling because they need them to get groceries and junk.

I did not know these came in a handy keychain holder. I must have one.

What is this mythical land of old pickups you speak of?

Good take.

The CIA gets their own internet, why can't Science??

There’s been some good Kinja today, but I feel like this is a COTD shoe-in.

There should be 2 internets. One based on the original; a networked repository for the sharing of information... qualified information.

Wait wait wait. I know what you’re referring up here.

:D

That may be, but it's convincing enough that you'll still see AI generated articles shared throughout social media. 

Oh I understand what celebrities are. I just don’t understand why people literally worship them. It’s like giving them a license to be an asshole just because you wish you could be like them, and it’s sad that people feel so little of themselves that they NEED to live vicariously through some trumped up image of a…

Actually, I did have a problem with him before he was President. What with his ‘reality TV show’ and what, I thought, was his hail Mary pass to try and show everyone how relevant he was.

That’s relevant. One thing I’ve observed is that people don’t really get rid of cars that they like and are treating them well. Usually, if someone’s selling, it’s because they can’t afford to maintain it (and haven’t for some time), because it’s been giving them problems, or because it’s starting to generally look…

“No. We fixed the glitch.”

That’s what I tried to tell the company! No one will believe it's a work truck if it's clean. 

The amount and manufacturing processes are. The ingredients need to be listed so people know about any hazards that may be associated with them.

Kinda depends on how dirty it is. I've actually had some luck finding less  corrosive degreasing agents, but some of the industrial cleaners out there can literally peel the paint off.

But they’re not the same, not really.