Good take.

There’s been some good Kinja today, but I feel like this is a COTD shoe-in.

Oh I understand what celebrities are. I just don’t understand why people literally worship them. It’s like giving them a license to be an asshole just because you wish you could be like them, and it’s sad that people feel so little of themselves that they NEED to live vicariously through some trumped up image of a…

Actually, I did have a problem with him before he was President. What with his ‘reality TV show’ and what, I thought, was his hail Mary pass to try and show everyone how relevant he was.

That’s relevant. One thing I’ve observed is that people don’t really get rid of cars that they like and are treating them well. Usually, if someone’s selling, it’s because they can’t afford to maintain it (and haven’t for some time), because it’s been giving them problems, or because it’s starting to generally look…

“No. We fixed the glitch.”

That’s what I tried to tell the company! No one will believe it's a work truck if it's clean. 

The amount and manufacturing processes are. The ingredients need to be listed so people know about any hazards that may be associated with them.

Kinda depends on how dirty it is. I've actually had some luck finding less  corrosive degreasing agents, but some of the industrial cleaners out there can literally peel the paint off.

But they’re not the same, not really.

Oh, don’t get me wrong. There are Americans doing heroic things, we just don’t get to hear about them and I don’t feel like they get the recognition they deserve. Sure, that may not immediately qualify them for office... but I wouldn’t want to live in the shadow of someone’s butt if I did something noteworthy, like…

It’s possible this whole ‘leak’ is a way of getting people’s honest feedback about the direction they're going with the interior.  Plausible, even. 

For real, though, I wish my crapbox SUV had a comfort econo mode... and a maximum sport mode.  Instead of harsh, crappy, not-really-sporty mode.  I'm actually jealous of a BMW owner, and I never thought I'd say that. 

Ok. Valid point. I’m not going to ask why the Rover has a glossy screen, but I am going to suggest that a semi gloss or matte would work for this embedded look I’m talking about.

Preach. I’m on record saying much the same thing. The problem is that people are celebrities just for the sake of being celebrities... or that people are made celebrities just so there’s a reason to call them celebrities.

You.... you...

Squared.

Finally, someone hit it.

I mean... he’s not wrong, is he? If I saw an architect pull up in anything else I’d be like, "This moron must be lost.”

Looks lame, to me. Like if I paid Rover bucks for it I’d be feeling ripped off.