Money can’t buy taste.

Hearing its music often enough can contribute to homicidal impulses, but the ice cream truck is killing kids via the long game - setting ‘em up for a life demanding instant gratification, destined for obesity & the diabeetus!

This election is wild. On one side you have two completely rational, intelligent human beings who seem to genuinely want to steer the country on the right path. On the other side you have two bloviating lunatics who cozy up to dictators, want women’s value to be determined by the amount of children they have, and have…

I read his Wikipedia as soon as he was picked. He’s an impressive dude. I like him. We are a military family and I would appreciate having someone in the Vice Presidency who has served this country in that way and understands what that means and the impact serving has on families and even communities. He’s been a…

Gotta say he seems like a very down-to-earth and rational person. The Scout thing is some sweet icing on the cake.

Being a racial minority...parts of every state is pretty fucking scary. I can say that I really did not enjoy the bit of Alabama, Louisiana and Mississippi. Eastern part of Kentucky was pretty difficult, too, once gently refused a service at a diner. I didn’t that was a thing any more, but hey, it is!

Pennsylvania. I’ve never seen such a disaster of a road system. You want to stay on the highway you’re already on? Prepare to bounce between the far left and far right lanes as you navigate a whole series of interchanges that would give M.C. Escher a headache. Road signs are placed as late as possible to minimise your…

So not a state, but DC, and it’s pretty easy to tell why:

1) No reciprocity with MD or VA. This means those drivers can rack up thousands (I mean like $3000) in tickets with ZERO requirement to pay. No points, no impounding, and you don’t even get pulled over when you’re in the District.

2) Fake tags. It’s quite odd…

Maryland isn’t a state, it is a cult with a flag.

Who said that removing lidar and radar from the car was a bad idea when tesla did it?

Good point, but no one wants to be seen experiencing that wonderful suspension in the car it was originally designed for.

I love that they tried, they just missed the mark on multiple levels

And frankly ALL of them look terrible.

Somehow some of these are still not as weird as the convertible Evoque or Murano.  Both of those existed from the factory and are so weird.

there isn’t much that residents of The Meadows can do

“Some residents have taken to parking their trucks in a pay lot over half a mile from the neighborhood”

Why do people live in Florida again?

Too bad he didn’t have time to raise one of these: 

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That’s a nice looking car. Audi, if you’re listening, I think I speak for a lot of people here. Please bring the wagon to the US market even though we can’t afford one in the first place!