If they did a single player where the main character was a Chinese soldier who used to be a farmer and followed his journey through the entire campaign with him as a hero killing lots of Japanese this game would sell.more copies than it ever has before because that would be MEGA huge in China.

“2 payments of $19.95"

This is the greatest gift to give someone you hate.

wait WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HELL IS THIS

“We have the best, secure elections! Except the ones we’re losing, people are voting twice, illegals are voting, and voting supervisors are hiding GOP votes!”

Oh look, the President is openly questioning the legitimacy of democracy again,  surely anyone who still supports him isn’t a total shit heel.

Quite an interesting term for an election isn’t it, to “steal” it. Almost like the GOP assumed they’d always win which definitely doesn’t also suggest they’d do anything to keep it.

I wanted to give you more stars but they’re all somehow shredded now.

Of course Vietnam was also a hoax. He knows this because his bone spurs told him so. Then the bone spurs that prevented him from being drafted managed to clear up all on their own. In fact, they cleared up so well, that he doesn’t even remember which foot was affected.

“Kaiser Wilhelm is being recognized more and more.”

But it’s vitally important that they be there at this time. That’s why Trump has mentioned the caravan precisely zero times since the midterm election.

next customer is Saudi Arabia, so they can classify decapitations as accidents...

And why are the blade edges exposed like that? I would think that would pose a huge danger to crowds or other Hoverbike officers that might be nearby.  Would a simple trim ring around the perimeter of each blade have ruined performance? 

VC money provided by prosthetic manufacturing firms.

Can’t imagine anyone from UPenn fraternizing with the plebs.

Because this guy is the stereotypical GOP dude that goes around bashing gays and promoting “family values” and he’s gayer than Liberace.

They say the same thing about your mom, but we can’t pass her because she’s taking up two lanes. 

This is ridiculous.