The part of this that I find a stretch is the cheesesteak, I always assumed Reid was more of a roast pork sandwich guy when in Philly.

Oh, Dear God, what an awful thought!  I don’t know whether to laugh hysterically or cry!

This really does speak volumes.

Democrats are “stealing” the election by. . . making sure all the votes are counted.

If Republicans are accusing someone of doing something, that’s exactly what they’re doing themselves.

“President Trump believes in a free press and expects and welcomes tough questions of him and his Administration.”

Neither! I want a 350-400HP Golf R or a Gti 4Motion Sportswagon first.

It’s not just Washington. Idaho has effectively lost almost all its weed specific dealers, which is kinda sad in a way. I’m waxing nostalgic a bit but there was something endearing about having to go to my local dealer and annoy the hell out of him for a bag of skunk. I also miss the tribal tats on his massive shaved…

Any Democrat who uses the word “bipartisanship” needs to be politely escorted from the building and cordially asked to never return.

Despite my best efforts, I can’t help but feel cynical about the election results.  If this is the best Dems can do, I think 2020 is going to be a nightmare.

I completely agree with this sentiment.

Florida will always retain its swing state status due to age and gravity’s effect on balls and breasts.

I imagine to continue to work for Fox News, at least part of you has to truly believe it’s a reputable news source and not just a propaganda machine, and it’s really hard to argue that point when you’ve got a host literally at a function whose sole purpose is propaganda.

I legit don’t understand what’s new about this. Why is this the last straw for these people?  I’m not asking rhetorically, I really have no idea how to comprehend that Sean Hannity, who has been Sean Hannity-ing for many, many years, pissed off his co-workers by Sean Hannity-ing last night.

For you, anything:

So let me get this straight, you an a colleague had a 911 GTS AND a GT3 touring to drive together on twisty mountain roads?

And this is your job?

I hate you.

Also, no pictures of them side by side?

Good suggestion!

I also came across this cat, which also seems weirdly appropriate.

Well, since you asked...