I mean, he might as well. Denying reality has been working pretty well for him so far. I’m sure he can convince his 35% of Americans that he never said it and it never happened and the video evidence is faked by the same people who did the moon landing.

Btw, notice how were talking about this stupid tweet instead of Flynn’s lawyers saying they can no longer discuss the Mueller investigation with White House attorneys?

There were 3 shooters in the JFK shooting: Oswald, the grassy knoll, and a squirrel in a tree on Dealey Plaza.

i, likewise, demand answers for why the packers haven’t been as good since rodgers got hurt. i’m not saying obama’s behind all this, but i’m also not not saying obama’s behind this.

Dak was exposed in the 1st Philly game last year, Vikes, and Giants. Focus on the run and make him beat you through the air with his arm. He can’t do it, his accuracy is shit and he has no confidence because of it. The message just got out to other teams this year.

Turns out that designing a city around the automobile doesn’t actually work.

You mean this guy?

In fairness to Trump, he (and definitely Jefferson Beauregard Sessions, III) probably considers the prosecution of Klansmen who killed small black girls to be too heavy-handed and a miscarriage of justice, because, you know, there were bad people on both sides.

“Moore was better than Democrat Doug Jones who is “bad on crime, bad on borders, bad with the military, bad for the Second Amendment.””
It’s like someone sat him down and forced him to memorize a list of generic Republican talking points and buzzwords.

Fight me.

White guy; black wife. When we were dating I invited her and her kids over to Thanksgiving dinner. I was so proud I made a turkey, stuffing, potatoes and a few veggies.

We once had a petting zoo visit the library and they had snakes and spiders to show the kids. One of the handlers was walking along the line of children with an ENORMOUS jumping spider in a box. I turned to my colleague and said “If it’s a jumping spider shouldn’t the box have a lid?” At that moment the spider decides…

Oh, God. No.

I really wish I could live long enough to see the scholarship that develops around the eventual American fall.

I thought for certain they were going to try and put someone in one of those tires. Slightly disappointed, definitely questioning what I’m doing with my life.

When you’re Mark Weber, you can’t be too careful in a Merc... at any speed.

My wife would probably be more interested in the show if they hired him.

I thought this was going to be a very short article.

Can we just move on from this and get to more pressing matters? Such as, what will Trump do if the family members of the turkey he pardons this week don’t pay him enough respect afterwards?

I’m excited to see what stupid way the Vikes will manage to blow it. Missed gimme field goal? Turnover at the goalline? Roof of the stadium collapses?