Unless I heard her wrong, Rachel Maddow say US Embassies in Russia are hiring Russian private security to help provide security, and the guy who owns the company is ex-KGB with connections to Putin. What could go wrong?

So, here is the thing about these guys saying this is a “witch hunt”: witches are not real, but sexual predators ARE REAL.

“I must protect my daughter’s tender virgin ears from being sullied by your violent speech, sir! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to go help her get ready for her date with Roy Moore.”

She’s pretty goddamn traumatized and it’s all so fucked up I’m still having trouble processing it all. Since the adoption isn’t final she still lives with my parents (my dad is a stickler for that) so when they came to interrogate her lastnight it was at my parents’ house where she is currently living - I received no…

Franken: scripts a kiss, rehearses the kiss, scene partner objects to extent of kiss

Her politics vs. his politics and the timing of this accusation culturally just don’t pass the smell test for me. This isn’t a dozen women coming out of the woodwork like Cosby or Weinstein or Moore, this is a single woman with a clear agenda with a sketchy story.

Hope that meaningless win in 2014 was worth it Houston. Congratulations. You chased mediocrity while the Browns were smart enough to bottom out, Astro-style, to get that star young QB.

I’m not, I’m buying an Alfa Romeo Giulia instead.

“Shhh. It’s okay, honey. Someday, A.J. McCarron will be here. You’ll see.”

What?

“Don’t worry, dear. I won’t give Judge Moore my permission.”

Where’s the version with the slow zoom in set to Adagio for Strings?

But we regulate Cocaine. Just because you can get it, doesn’t mean it’s pointless to make it harder to obtain. Maybe it doesn’t stop everyone, but I’d bet cocaine use would go up if it was sold at Walmart.

FUN TIMES IN CLEVELAND AGAIN

We need to approach gun control like the right approaches abortion. National campaigns, pictures of shot dead babies, highway signs, protests at gun shops, etc.

I dont think city-dwelling americans would survive in japan. 20 hour days, sleeping at work, little upward mobility, its basically a sexist ethno-state with little in the way of progressive change and the fish based diet would kill anyone raised on a diet of chicken tenders

No, that’s the full surface area. They tend to be long, narrow “pencil houses”. If you want to know more, here’s a couple of enlightening videos:

That’s reasonable. Yeah, yards are overrated. All the yard I have is a 10 ft deep garden in the front of my house and it’s more than enough. I’d rather be in the city than the suburbs.

Fuck Trump.

The funny thing is, you can actually buy a house in Tokyo at a perfectly decent price. These apartments are for crazy people who are poor, but still want to live smack middle of the most expensive districts.