S/he’s joking, but I had a Trump cultist tell me in all sincerity earlier today that Obama drained America’s lakes and sent the water to China, so it certainly wouldn’t be shocking if a Moore supporter said all that nonsense seriously.

I have been hearing a lot of people talk about how Hillary Clinton is deeply involved in this widening conspiracy. Who hired Senator Moore’s accusers? Where did the money come from? Did Hillary Clinton use Russian Uranium One money to politically assassinate Roy Moore? I don’t have all of the answers, I’m just a…

PROBABILITY DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT!!

Who needs football when you have the NFL.

I heard someone make a good point: if the pee-pee tape came out tonight, and we could all watch it on TV and online, it would be a non-story a week from now, because that’s where we are.

Speculation about what’s on the pee tape seems a bit mild for serious blackmail material.

Now that Alabama is set to make a pedophile a senator, this whole pee tape thing seems kinda quaint.

Good thing they benched him just after the trade deadline, when there’s no way to move him, and he can just leave as a free agent.

As a Browns fan I can think of at least 3 appendages I’d part with to have a QB half as serviceable as Tyrod Taylor.

“Oh, Tyrod. The toll road of denial is a long and dangerous one. The price, your soul. Oh, by the way, you have until five to clear out your locker. I’m starting Sunday.”

Bills Mafia called in the hit.

Can we all agree that this is Alabama’s last chance? If they elect a racist, criminal pedophile to Congress, we give people 48 hours to clear out and then just drop a concrete dome over it and leave it to its own devices like they did with Chernobyl?

That’s why I keep the MassShootingTracker widget on my phone:

Indeed, I had forgotten that one happened, because this is America, where someone goes on a shooting spree every week or so.

Unfortunately, this shooting will be barely an afterthought in the news by this evening. 26 people were murdered with an assault riffle in Texas nine days ago, and it stopped being the top story eight days ago.

Man, this really puts Sean Hannity into a real pickle. How does he defend a pedophile AND respect the police who are confirming that he was known to harass children?

Are we just going to sit here and pretend Yuengling hasn't reigned this coveted spot for decades?