My strategy:

And that doesn’t even get into the kind of punch they can deliver.

That’s a good point!

Trump has promised to unlock $50 billion a year by killing 2013’s federal budget sequestration, but the rest of the increase would have to come through taxed economic growth or other federal programs—or both. In the latter case, he’ll have to sell two arguments—why defense spending needs to be increased, and why it…

I always wondered if the US spending so much more than everyone meant anything. I mean a lot could just be getting ripped off my contracted companies wanting 10 million where a company in Russia would do it for 1 million, so we spend 10 times the amount for the same thing.

I believe this car was also delayed because the greenhouse would perform poorly in crash tests. So the tech is old, the electronics are crap, and the engineers don’t know how to make proper crumple zones...

This car is a flop, it’s terribly made and filled with old tech. Fiat never got out of Italian poor quality so there you have it.

Donald doesn’t drink

Or he can Obama can make a buddy road trip movie. I don’t want this party to end.

This is modern day Nazi Germany in it’s infancy. We need to stamp it out before it gets too powerful.

Same in Florida. Fuck everyone of them and their ‘protest vote’.

These are a bunch of scared old white men who horde guns to protect themselves from blacks, Muslims and Mexicans. There won’t be a violent uprising because that means they’d have to go outside where there could be blacks, Muslims and Mexicans.

Hillary is way more of a mainstream republican than trump ever was

There are so many “toss-up” states going by recent polling that it’s terrifying enough. There’s a very good chance that Hillary wins but doesn’t get past 300, which would be the closest election since 2004.

But what if the Trump Army declares war?

My parents are at that rally and called to let us know they were okay. I think their definition of being okay, and mine are a wee little different. I’m so ashamed. 😭

Oh, hell, let’s be honest, Pence is hoping someone takes out the Drumpsterfire, that way he gets to be the President(ial Candidate).

I don’t.

I look forward to Mike Pence chuckling softly as he shakes his head, then staring directly into a camera and denying this happened.