QBs lost this year, Luck, Foles, Brees, Roethlisberger, Darnold, Siemian and now Cam. That’s almost 20% of teams dead after week two.

QBs lost this year, Luck, Foles, Brees, Roethlisberger, Darnold, Siemian and week two isn’t over just yet. 

Broken clavicle

Twice and both times I got fucked. My roommate ran a red light and my brother got hit making a turn.

I feel for you Chiefs fans, you are experiencing the same thing we in Philly did with Reid. It would hurt less to suck all season than to continuously lose in the postseason year after year.

Raise it up two inches so it doesn't look like the hatchback it's based on and it would look great.

Fuck the Cowboys, but also pay Zeke, give him everything and Dak too. 

I’m just gonna say Colts fans had every right to boo Luck. He doesn’t owe fans anything, but retiring two weeks before the season deserves that even if it was for the right reasons.

Lol exactly, there are only Sheetz in the middle of nowhere. Its the key sign you have left civilization. 

This car is only good looking from the back 2/3rds, the front end is just awful in any color. It's such a butterface. 

Mine didn’t make it being a day late:

Fuck you Doug Butterscotch Crumpet Tastykakes are awesome

I don’t think I have ever seen a Texans fan in the wild. 

Java can do raytracing? 

Wawa now has Waffle sausage egg and cheese breakfast sandwiches and they are amazing. After I ate it I turned it over and saw it was 610 calories so that explains it.

Old dog plus young kids means I sleep when it's convenient to them.

Damn it I went to bed with them down 5, wish I kept watching.

Why is Pittsburgh next and not Philly? 9-7 is worse than 9-6-1.

In college I dated a girl from Minnesota, I thought she was the one. She wound up crushing me. Since DC is such a small place I still run into her from time to time. She will act polite and even friendly however the whole time her eyes look at me like they are burning with all the hell fire in the world behind them.