Come back to us, Rob! It won’t be like last time, promise! We’ve changed!

Fun Fact: Milstead’s big breakout was going to be the sassy neighbor on Married, With Children. We were all heartbroken we never got to see it.

Radical leftist professor determined to stick it to the squares by [*checks notes*] hosting a film festival of Waters’ oeuvre. Since Divine was Waters’ muse, they were both in attendance.

My mother, whose litmus test for dates I brought home was to whip out the family photo album and their cherished picture of my father beaming in between Waters and Divine (the failure to appreciate which on the part of my date inevitably led to subtle hints from my parents to keep my options open, there are other…

Warren, because she has many of his same politics, but she actually backs it up with legislation and solid policy proposals. I’m fine with Bernie’s politics, mostly, but 1) he would preside over an absolute bloodbath if he were the nominee, and 2) he’s the wrong messenger, and 3) his appearance on RT’s “Friends of…

TL;DR: because he is a dyed-in-the-wool white-guy Marxist-Leninist, and even despite marching in the 60s and even getting his ass arrested protesting racism, he still views these issues through the lens of the Marxist-Leninist politics he adopted in the late 60s.

word. The Olds are soooo stoked that we finally have a not-snowflake in the race.

The thing to do now is not to throw away our shot voting for a woman radical, but to recognize that America is just a conservative country and the best way to unite the country is to put a candidate out there who stands for things all Americans agree on: deregulation, tax cuts, “family values,” and mercenary foreign…

Sanders’ message is fine, but he’s the wrong messenger (among many other problems; I hear the oppo on him is horrific, and I’m virtually certain that if he’s the nominee we’ll lose the WH, House, and Senate in a landslide. Also, never forget that he’s very likely a Russian tool). If you like his message, Warren is putt…

which is weird because That Asshole doesn’t actually tweet out stuff himself, per Cohen’s testimony. He has an assistant do it. At the start, he would hand-write the stuff. Now, I expect he just yells it from the shitter.

That’s my guess, too. Her whole “I’ve commanded armies, I’m not backing down from this fight” speech pretty much sets her up to die.

It might surprise you to learn (it should not) that the United States — like most places in the world in these, our fallen times — is a place in which the rich, famous, and powerful almost never face any consequences for their misconduct, and often lead staggeringly corrupt lives without ever imagining that they might…

Gotta say, Warren was my wonk-crush ever since she set up the CPFB, and then I was kinda meh about her candidacy announcement because it was a bit to focus-groupy and on-message, but now I’m back to stanning her candidacy. She’s sticking her neck out here, when it counts. 

Nobody who voted for Stein (looking at you, smug GMG jackasses) should ever be allowed to forget this picture.

Claude Taylor, despite doing a lot of good ground-level work to get Dems elected the last couple years, spent an awful lot of time insisting Beto had “it,” whatever the fuck that was. Once more substantial candidates showed up, suddenly Beto stopped being the front-runner.

ftfy

I’m not sure I understand how schlepping a 50lb weight back home isn’t some great exercise. I mean, sure, he done passed out, but are you sure he didn’t do so to help you get fit?

Lucky for you, Tor already wrote this article almost a year ago, covering all these points. Cracked touched on it, too. So you can save yourself the trouble, and not bother writing what will ultimately be a redundant arti-

Also, too:

ETA: also, devoting however many words this was to tear down a presidential candidate by means of a couple graphic-design people critiquing his typeface and color-scheme choices for his #brand is like the most bullshitty hipster-ass thing ever.