Yr Wonket is a national treasure. I found that link either there (where they lawyer the fuck out of the Russia thing), or on Claude Taylor’s twitter feed (@TrueFactsStated).

For those of you interested in this story (and who wouldn’t be? it’s a spectacle of belligerent, greedy stupidity from start to finish), here is an absolutely superb deep dive into what Peter Carr’s non-rebuttal of the Buzzfeed report can be surmised to mean:

List of things all wypipo say:

This Blac Chyna/Alexis Skyy beef is exactly the sort of thing that Michael K, of Dlisted fame, would refer to as “ho shit.” Ladies, step up your game, jfc.

You want a comedian who has some amazing talent? Watch Hanna Gadsby’s Nannette. I spent the latter half of it just staring at the screen, mouth hanging open. It was that good.

As usual, Jenny Yang comes through in the clutch:

Also worth noting: “founded in the 1970s” for any parochial school is a big red flag, as it usually means, “we pulled our white kids out of the public schools so they wouldn’t be tainted by the blahs.” Especially in Virginia and other states of the former Confederacy. 

Man, fuck caring about shit! That’s for pussies! Fuck standing up and using your position to protect the wellbeing of those who can’t! Fuck taking responsibility for my actions! I’m a grown man, and I’m going to shit my own pants to prove that you can’t tell me what to do, you’re not my mom! I’m going to be a real man,…

It would be irresponsible of us not to speculate! Right here in these comments!

Gillibrand has a hard road ahead of her for railroading Al Franken out of the Senate. Much as I like her overall, she gets a hard pass for that.

Backpfeifengesicht. 

As the saying goes: Dems fall in love, GOPers fall in line.

Dems in Disarray!

malignant assholes who are threatening to destroy something that matters to you out of spite say that shit all the time.

oooo! Is this the hysterical, flashing, MRA *MISANDRY!!!* thread! These are always my favorite! Here’s my contribution to the fucking discourse.

Lee, thanks for doing all these write-ups. It’s really nice to see EVE getting press exposure (and as an EVE player, it’s helpful to have news from other parts of the game about which I don’t know anything

It’s a slight exaggeration. There are, in fact, teaching corps dedicated solely to training new pilots, who then graduate them to recruiters. Sure, everybody wants good fights, and that means more cannon fodder, but a lot of the adversaries are entirely friendly out-of-game.

This. I started EVE in 2008, with a hisec mining corp whose original directors just used it to skim taxes off of noobs. When they bailed I took over, as the corp transitioned to nullsec industry. We grew a lot, and then I burned out and took a 4-year hiatus. Came back in 2016, joined back with my old crew and lived…

Only Jill Stein and Bernie Sanders can save us from this morass! #DemocratsinDisarray etc etc

Not for nothing, iirc AOC got her start on Bernie’s campaign. So if some solid new-blood politicians come out of his 2016 run, he’ll have done the nation a great service and can retire with dignity to the repose of private life.