Two things still give me hope: Mark Warner letting slip at a DCCC retreat that some serious shit is going to go down over the summer, and this helpful reminder from RCT:

I read it as saying “That Asshole makes the rotten underbelly of our society so brazenly obvious and its awful consequences so undeniably appalling that nobody can ignore them.” I mean, Lynch has built his entire career out of exploring the eldritch horrors lurking just under the flimsy surface of wholesome Americana;…

Friendly reminder: not only do we need to vote out the GOP motherfuckers, we need the Dems to fear getting primaried by socialists. Bill Clinton sent the Dems into the weeds of bootlicking plutocrats for a generation by triangulating for moderate centrists; we take the party, and our country’s, soul back by…

Dismiss which? Also, thanks?

Nah. More like, “I saw this commercial one time with a guy named Terry and never remembered his last name.”

Shit! Wrong Terry! 

holy shit. 

I’ve loved him since those Office Linebacker skits. He’s all right. 

PSA: as always, this helpful FAQ explains the morality of punching Nazis. Adjust accordingly for the recent unpleasantness involving appeasing fascist enablers.

you had me right up until that last sentence. Obama ceded Syria to the Russians. He did next to nothing about the Russians’ annexation of the Crimea. He had solid evidence, from all our intelligence allies, early in 2016 that That Asshole’s campaign was the tip of a Russian espionage spear, and chose to sit on it…

I’m waiting for this to turn into a fear-and-loathing nihilist-horrorshow allegory for the decline of the Republic, in the manner of Sweet Movie or John Waters or postwar existentialist German cinema, or Withnail and I.

Every last one of them should (eventually, of natural causes, after a long life of misery) die penniless and alone, either forgotten or hated, under a bridge. Let the stench of these years never wash out of them. 

are we not going to talk about that first pic dog’s wiener leash?

obligatory:

I mean, just to be clear here, this has fuck-all chance of passing, right? Congress would have to approve it, and even Republicans would have a difficult time this election year explaining to their constituents how they just voted to gut billions of dollars in education funding, right?

Fuck Tiffany, Marry Barron, Kill the Rest. The Aristocrats!

I mean, Elastigirl is, as the kids are saying, “thicc.”

Don’t worry. A future in which we all have to see That Asshole’s dick, with the whole thing reviewed by journalists like it’s just another piece of infotainment and not the last and final debasement of our fallen republic, is closer at hand than you think.

You may be heartened to hear (probably not, but I’m still mad about it) that I, a certified wypipo, called a fellow wypipo a repugnant piece of shit yesterday, because he was justifying that Gestapo shit, and then spent two hours arguing with a bunch of tone-policing assholes because I was being “uncivil.”

Fun story! Yesterday I lost my shit in a web forum because some other person started in with “well their parents knew what the consequences would be and the crossed the border anyway, so now they suffer.” I called him a piece of shit with morally repugnant views, and then spent the next two fucking hours having people…