This reads exactly like how a hair-trigger murderously abusive partner would talk.

I’ve already given up on the Dems retaking either chamber. They will definitely find a way to fuck it up.

Don’t forget that binding arbitration and no possibility of class-action lawsuits is now also a thing.

And yet, that dipshit managed to secure a loan for his failing company’s bad real-estate investment after manipulating one of our allies to gang up against another of our allies, and damn near start a war, and the fucker is going to get away with it.

China is hitting the same irreconcilable factors that we all will, just a bit sooner. Namely: 1) birthrates above replacement without an outlet are unsustainable long-term, and 2) there is no economic model for a population at or below replacement that doesn’t descend into collapse.

They are committed “to exposing the myth of overpopulation.” So, anything that isn’t banned-contraception, unchecked and unconstrained birthrates, limitless population growth is pilloried as totalitarian oppression and demonized with articles about cannibalism.

Outrageous. I know she doesn’t conform to your perfect-show-cat ideal of feline beauty, but trying to drown a cat is barbaric and shouldn’t be advertised on twitter. smdh.

RCT would like to remind you that there most certainly are tapes, but what they show is much worse than Russian watersports.

Texas already leads the nation in active-shooter incidents. But, you know: go big or go home.

No, that’s a perfectly normal response. I’m sorry for the cyclist for getting mauled by a wild animal, and I’m sorry for the cougar getting driven to desperation by asshole humanity encroaching on its territory and getting killed for it.

Correction: if Mad is anything like me, she is simply opposed to Cuomo less. If the best you can say about Nixon (who seems nice and has some nice ideas, but has zero experience with executive governance) is that you she’s the brick you want to throw at The Establishment, well, I guess you haven’t learned much from…

This. “Involuntary celibacy” isn’t the problem. It’s asshole men who are trained to believe that anything they want is theirs if they only persist and escalate their demand for it, and never teaches them how to handle rejection.

In times such as these I take solace in Sailor J’s makeup tutorials, where courtship is merely a prelude to unexplained disappearances and suspiciously generous life-insurance payouts and “who? no, I definitely never dated him; he must have moved. Don’t you love my countouring?”

Yup. The international version is cringey enough, but the original script is … whoo boy. Let’s not read that thing ever again, hmmmm?

What do you think the likelihood is that, at some point during the campaign, this dumbfuck hi-fived his brother, someone yelled, “we’re gonna get sooo rich, bro!” and then they gazed approvingly at one another’s erections for, like, a minute or something?

Also telling (and it’s not just this guy) is that any statement whatsoever about even the most token gun reform has to be reflexively preceded by expressions of your love of the Second Amendment.

Guess what, dumbfuck, part of the transition process involves spending a considerable amount of time before hormones and surgery dressing and living in the target gender identity. So a trans woman at the early stages of transition will have the body of a man but still be wearing women’s clothing and makeup and hair,…

Always timely:

no regrats

“It’s tradition!” has always been bullshit. Fucking slavery was tradition for most of human civilization; it’s not a defense.