The Chief will hold another conference in a day or two declaring that no misconduct was found, protesters will be charged as rioters and denounced by the local DOJ office and beaten up/teargassed, the president* will give a long rambling speech about how this is proof we need to Do Something about all the thugs, ICE…

Since when has any of this been a fringe theory? This has been an open secret about That Asshole since it started.

This is the guy who once thought he’d be nominated for AG.

Well, as Your New Boyfriend Michelle Wolf pointed out, if there’s one thing at which Congressional Democrats excel, it’s fucking up what should be a landslide victory.

Well, they did award it to Aung San Su Kyi, who recently presided over her own government committing genocide while much of the world shrugged, so it’s not as if they aren’t keeping to form here.

Man, I love Anne Hathaway talking about that scene. The take in the film? That was the seventh take. They did over twenty takes. As she put it, “man, we went to some weird places with some of ‘em.” She tried one where she was singing inside the coffin, etc. etc.

Fuck me, that was terrifying. “I’m not a Nazi, I’m just a mother who loves her son!” says the woman who wore Nazi regalia, shouted a Nazi slogan, made a Nazi salute, and gave her land to an outspoken Nazi to train Nazis.

yes. It’s some Upside Down version of Hanlon’s Razor, where actions are best explained as the result of malice and stupidity.

what this guy says:

Man, look at how she bugs her eyes out and cocks her head, like, “ohshit, YABURNT, guess we really owned you now, huh????”.

He really wants to go through discovery and depositions, then, huh?

“Jodie Foster”

And then they give each other awards for doing the noble work of fulfilling their divine task of “defending the First Amendment,” whatever the fuck that’s supposed to mean.

Well, when That Asshole attended the WHCD in 2011, Obama publicly humiliated him to such a degree that it was likely then and there that he vowed to run for president and once he won he used that power to destroy everything of Obama’s legacy he could.

crooked-ass tie is off-point for fashy æsthetics :(

RCT has been saying for over a year that a divorce agreement was already signed in early November 2016, but then That Asshole won.

Really looking forward to the mug shot that finally reveals his mottled pate and that he is actually 5'10´´.

Fun (?) Fact: My ex, who was definitely emotionally, but also borderline physically, abusive, at the end of our relationship was fond of playing this very singer’s hit I Hate You So Much Right Now [primal scream], and singing along loudly with the chorus.

The premise of the “joke” is that you think he’s asking you to find a third word ending in “-gry,” with “angry” and “hungry” as examples. But he responds as if the actual question he was asking was what the third word of the phrase “the English language” was. Exactly as Black Hat says, the “joke” rests entirely on…

They really are. Her zodiac howtos are amazing. While watching the Taurus one I, a Taurus, realized I was eating snacks, and so I had to send it to my friend, another Taurus, who was drinking orange juice. I was shook.