I disagree. This is a classic rich person’s dilemma: having this kind of wealth shields you from ever having to make decisions of consequence, so when you find yourself stepping into adult life for the first time, suddenly you have no well of purpose and nobody telling you what to do, and so you’re lost.

Megan’s friend is serving up garbage pumpkin pie with that bullshit canned filling. Make yourself a pie using actual pie pumpkins and step into the light.

When our old K-car lost its headliner adhesive, my dad ripped that shit out, sprayed in some industrial-strength adhesive, and lined it with a deep green paisley. It was some righteous psychedelic shit, and I never gave him enough credit for that.

I suppose it’s a sign of how low we’ve sunk as a country that I’m somewhat surprised he didn’t sic ICE on her and her family right there and deport her and her entire family.

Addendum:

I’m not sure how some lukewarm softcore is going to break an infrastructure that is more or less built for porn, but ok.

Right? I was shocked, too!

If his accusers — including “Maria,” who alleges in unpublished depositions that she was raped by That Asshole when she was 12, evidence of which is in the possession of at least one friendly intelligence service, and thus of Mueller — were to go forward with suits and charges at the time of the election, he would…

How about this? Investigate Franken, censure him appropriately to his actions (which don’t rise to the level of resignation, but are still repugnant), and then these spineless fuckers will maybe have the courage and moral authority to expel Moore the day he arrives. Then, we start seeing who else has some shady shit…

Naomi Klein’s Shock Doctrine is a terrifyingly accurate assessment of how these things usually go.

ETA: should have added, “or something related to the project,” since this is the evaluator, not the target, for all this spooky radar stuff.

Was this plane (or one like it) perhaps the UFO that was reported around Portland, OR and Seattle a couple days ago? The reports said it kept slipping off radar, including that of a couple F15Cs that tried to tail it.

Buried lede: the painting was owned by Dmitry Rybolovlev, the “fertilizer king” among the Russian oligarchs, whose divorce a few years back was the most expensive in modern history, who bought from the current president a property for more than double what the president paid for it at auction, netting the president…

Apropos:

inb4 the conservatives slow-walk legislation and call for re-examining the results amid claims of rigging, ballot-stuffing, “fake news,” the need to respect the minority of bigots, and the introduction of legislation to allow cake-bakers to discriminate anyway.

Just wait until the tapes come out. Also, do a search for “Maria” and watch what turns up.

When serial sexual harassers (and, shit, let’s toss in racists, neo-nazis, and holy-rolling bigots while we’re at it) have to be constantly looking over their shoulders, scared shitless that the people around them might find out and of what might happen, to the degree that sexual minorities have had to, I think we as…

I don’t mean they created Wonder Woman, silly. I mean they created this Wonder Woman. And they did well with it.

Meanwhile, That Fucker Roy Moore — who thus far has suffered nothing worse than the loss of support from a few Washington insiders that Alabama voters hate as RINOs anyway, and will most likely win the election despite everything — is also sending out fundraising emails, cashing in on the accusations against him.

Because Wonkette shared it and it is fucking hilarious, here is a helpful tutorial on makeup, for any aspiring blackface burglars: