I’m afraid you are not. Someone at State (or somewhere else, not sure, but inside the executive) confirmed that Trump’s ban orders apply to Green Card holders (ie, permanent residents) as well. See here.

Nevermind that, what’s with the constriction-torture boob straps? I mean, it’s not like the ME series was every that great with its female models, but I would have hoped they’d get a little better after all these years.

Everything in this video is going to be in New York’s Hottest Club.

RIGHT?? I was all, “there’s no way that isn’t going to be some CGI shit” then watched it again and I was like fuuuuukkkc. Shit is dope.

Follow-up: Dick “both literal and also it’s my name” Spencer got punched right in his goddamn face again:

I can tell you how people where I am in Germany are reacting: “We’ve seen this happen before, and you aren’t going to like where it’s going.”

Documentary Corner: W was actually not stupid at all when he started his political career. Look at this video comparing debate performance between 1994 and 2004:

They will not. The DNC is still dominated by Third Way people, and at their conference last week, most attendees believed that the biggest problem they had in 2016 was that they didn’t sell their message with the right branding.

ah, whoops. My bad. Sorry.

Except that there were hundreds of arrests, including journalists, and cops throwing flash-bangs and shit right in front of the WaPo’s offices. It’s just that the protests were so large, “hundreds of arrests” doesn’t even make a dent.

pfft. You think these people are going to concern themselves with a bunch of desperate brown people washing up dead on Turkey’s shores?

Psst: HuffPo says it has a draft of the Muslim Ban.

It’s a new day ending in “y” this week, so here’s another horror: the new administration is also considering executive orders to re-open overseas “black sites” (ie, places to torture US captives), and revising the US Army Field Manual to reinstate “enhanced interrogation” (ie, torture).

The timing is rather uncanny.

Isn’t he the one who got WaPo’s desperate effort to make “viral” content immediately shitcanned with a video gag that basically boiled down to, “that Hillary, what a bitch, amirite???”

So apparently at the presser today Sean Motherfucking Liar Spicer announced the “alternative” to Obamacare. Anybody see any details? I was too scared to watch, because every time I see these motherfuckers I get a raging headache and want to drink myself to death.

Aside from that: this is a legislative measure, right? How likely is it that something like this would get past a Democratic filibuster?

I’ve been playing EVE:Online for years now, and I really would like to see more women in the game. There are so many different parts of it that I think don’t get advertised well enough that would appeal to players who aren’t looking for “competition and destruction,” as the study puts it; one would think more women…

I’ve played through twice now (and when I say “through” I mean each game, twice to get the second go-through with the added skills/stuff, so each pass through the trilogy is six complete play-throughs) as FemShep, and I decided I am going to force myself to play as ManShep just so I can romance Tali. She’s my…

You’re forgetting the basic math that Piketty outlined in Capital: the rate of return is defined as savings over growth (ie, r = s/g). This is a basic mathematical identity. Growth, in this case, is the rate the economy grows, as a sum of population growth and increased wealth (I think; I’m not sure how that second…