There are two types of people in the world: Those who think something vaguely maple flavored and loaded with high fructose corn syrup counts as “maple syrup” and those who know the difference between golden and very dark varieties.

Easier said than done, when you live in a small town (pop. 3000) and Walmart has put the other grocery stores out of business.

Sure, but when I go flinging salt at a steak from standing eye level at home I just get yelled at to clean it up. Can’t put a price on having some wanker do that for you. 

+1 for Kewpie!

That sounds yummy

When my pixel 5a died from falling two feet with a case on it was because of a fracture to the screen under the glass... The surface was still impeccable! 

Jeez, people, just get a good Android phone for under $200 like the rest of the world does and save yourselves a lot of grief...

Beautiful. 

Lego Star Wars Contains TWO Droids That Might Have Killed Pregnant Women

Going off the headline I thought you meant this one:

Yep. At this point there’s no way for the government to ensure that an individual church isn’t violating the IRS’s “no politics from the pulpit” rule, so all of them need to be taxed as if the pastor were stumping for a candidate every week (because a hell of a lot of them are). It’s too bad, because there certainly…

I think you mean evangelicalism, but I fully agree with you.

Tax the churches.

This video is 45 minutes and worth watching every second. No matter how innocent you are, DO NOT talk to the police.

“Milk is meant to be stored at a constant cool temperature, so keeping it in the door where it will be exposed to the warm air of your kitchen every time you reach in will cause dairy to spoil faster.”

1. Repel insects (and keep them off your car’s grille)

Yes that was a missed opportunity. Getting the mirrors right are vitally important to driving. From the first image, all the mirror real estate outlined in red is wasted space.

This is a lot of energy to spend trying to rag on shoes that look... just fine? They closely resemble the movie AND video game shoes... so... yay?