There are apparently enough adults who have the same eating about that toddlers have to write a New York Times about it.

There are two things to consider with this:

“Planned Release Date: Cats don’t have deadlines”

I sense something, a presence I’ve not felt since...

Sensing a grave disturbance of the Farce — the invisible ties that bind all politicians together — a nearly 80-year-old Joe Lieberman rouses himself from watching episodes of Vera on Acorn with a simple phrase:

Every video game site is ripping into them. And for good reason. Rockstar’s heavy handed approach to the modders, removal of the originals for sale, and shitty eventual product release, deserves all the hate it gets.

I mean, there’s a lot to hate. They’re objectively poorly made, and R* removed the ability to buy the original games to replace them with this trash.

First thing I thought of:

This is the only thing I am aware of that is evidence that it is a thing that is done. Not gonna lie, after seeing this episode I tried it (although I opted for one of the unfrosted varieties). It was disappointing. It did not increase my enjoyment of a pop-tart in any way.

...or maybe your mashed potatoes just suck?

The straights are not okay. I say this as a straight person who is THISCLOSE to cross-stitching “damn it feels good to be a spinster” on a throw pillow. But part of this “trend” is simple narcissism exacerbated by the siren’s call of social media, which is hard for someone of any sexual orientation to resist.

This is what happens when you mix basic heterosexuality with exhibitionist narcissism and attention-seeking. 

I fucking hate pranks and that type of basic, aggressive “humor”.

Most pranks are shitty and mean. I don’t like them.

Who are these people...

And fishing is just about the lamest hook they could come up with.

This has to be a joke. You aren’t going to get a smooth sauce by throwing a block of cheese, raw pasta, and some dairy under a heat gun and then in the oven. You have to make a bechamel first, then slowly melt the cheese in. This will be runny, oily, gloopy, and disgusting. If she is a chef, she knows this. Even the…

If she changes it, I hope Netflix at least pays her out for it. No idea if that’s on the table, but people are terrible and she doesn’t deserve this.

This is why you name yourself after shows that have already happened and comedians who have already died rather than naming yourself after shows that won’t exist for a decade.

I hope she doesn’t change it. I understand that it’s easy for me to vicariously take a moral stance, but every time someone gives ground like this, we die a little more to death by a thousand cuts.