Surprising, considering the triggers don’t work properly on Windows last I checked, functioning as on/off buttons instead of analog axes like they do in Stadia games.

The right answer, as a man, is to put both the seat and the lid down. Not because it’s more hygienic, mind you (though it is), but because it’s the most passive-aggressive response you can have to the constant calls to put the seat down, and you’d be surprised how much it pisses some women off (*cough*my mom*cough*),…

Everywhere, I think? Dollar Tree announced back in November last year that they’d be increasing the price on most items to $1.25 due to rising costs and inflation:

Dollar Tree, for example, has Sunbeam brand 60w-equivalents for $1.25 each.

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Ahh, the French (way of preparing and cooking duck)!

What’s beyond the pale is your (and others’) shameful lack of patience with people grieving the loss of their dear friend and colleague, yet still working behind-the-scenes to put together a worthy tribute to the man.

But it’ll be made with spite, not love.

I’m surprised no one has compared it to Xen from Half-Life:

Between Who Framed Roger Rabbit? and Super Mario Bros., I had no idea Bob Haskins wasn’t American when I was a kid. That man can act.

Heinz, but you gots to cut it with a lil regular sketti sauce to make it fancy.

FTFY

Never heard of a “smack barm pea wet”, I take it?

I never had it when it was still available in my area, since I never really liked mustard until fairly recently, and by the time I was interested in trying it, it was long gone from here.

It works, it’s just that some numbnuts on their design team decided that the popup menu should be white and the selected option should be red like the player controls bar, so when it looks like English is selected, it’s actually Off, and vice versa.

PROTIP: If your McDonald’s also has the Hot ‘n Spicy McChicken, you can ask them to swap your Jalapeño McChicken’s regular patty for a Hot ‘n Spicy one and it absolutely slaps.

Kindly point out where I said the entire device is bad. Don’t worry, I’ll wait.

I actually thought about it more than once, lol, but I figured it’d be better to keep the phone in good shape so she could resell it afterward and make back some of the money that Verizon bilked her out of.

Yes? It’s not even a fanboy thing, I just think removing it is more helpful to more people. Yeah, it sucks for that very tiny subset of power users who need to discreetly put their phone on silent without looking at it, but it also prevents a much larger number of tech-unsavvy folks from turning their ringer off by…