There’s a thing called “discovery.”

I don’t understand how this is possible when the

This actually happened to me once, except I was in an Eclipse that had been wrecked and I was driving down 385. The hood was held down by a couple bungies through the subframe, until it wansn’t. BAM. One of the worst pucket moments I have ever experienced.

Miraculously it didn’t smash the windshield. It was an…

“spokesperson referred to the act as “very reminiscent of Nazi Germany,””

What the fuck is a motorcycle boutique?

For a while I worked in Northeast Georgia. I used to go past the Georgia Guide Stones on a regular basis. Near the end of my trips there, I stopped to take a look. In the bright sunlight, they weren’t terribly creepy, but the kind of mind that has the chutzpa to erect something like that sure is.

While I was there, I…

I’m not a hill person but I come from hill people. I don’t speak redneck, but I understand it. The best way I could elaborate on Constar’s remarks is that it pays to be quiet, observant, and unobtrusive. People aren’t necessarily hostile but tribe is a big thing, and if you present as a flatlander then they know you…