Counterpoint: the older I get, the less of a shit I give what adults do that only affects them. Only when I got to the part about her younger kids being taken from her did I feel any give-a-shit.

2 drinks sounds like the appropriate thing to do in a professional setting or around family, but if you’re around friends etc isn’t it kind of acceptable to have....I don’t know? Twice that?! I’m a small girl and can have 4 glasses of wine before anyone might think that I'm tipsy. And alcoholic makes people feel more…

because a lot of people need a defined rule

As someone who works at a grocery store, I’d like to offer a balancing perspective. When a popular blog prints the words, “while stores don’t exactly advertise these free services, they’ll usually offer them in the name of customer service” I get a bit nervous. We don’t advertise these free services because they are…

If anyone is offended by homosexuality in Star Trek, then you ain’t a real fan of Star Trek..

Hey there. How you doing?

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I have long maintained that the best burger in the world is one with a fried egg on it. I’ve noticed a lot more restaurants starting to offer this on their menus, but plenty of people still give me a puzzled look when I talk about it.

Being that I’m Chinese, no. Oh, but wait, since I’m Chinese, I know everything that there is to know about Chinese food, and I can probably, by my inborn ability, prepare an elaborate Man-Han feast, right?

“Enteractive”!

Relationships are basically a set of agreements between two (or more) people. You’re either in an Open Relationship or you’re not. There is no right or wrong when it comes to monogamy or polygamy or how many people are in these relationships.

Glad you said something about cleaning out the grinder.

This comments section, in which everyone describes their own unique sleep habits in detail, is utterly fascinating. My favorite stories are the ones in which someone almost overslept, but didn’t. Incredible.

Don’t badmouth your current city, talk up the one you’re interviewing for. It’s the same concept as when they ask why you’re leaving the old job. It’s not because of how shitty that job was, it’s because of how awesome the new job looks! Don’t paint either of those too thick, but that’s the jist of it.

The Weasleys look blonde instead of ginger D:

This is so true. Ever since I learned his method (I think I saw it on an old rerun on PBS) I try not to make them any other way.

It called for lots of powdered garlic.

This is such a dad joke. I’m not mad.

FYI I loved the Mad Max game and my sarcastic tweet was taken TOTALLY out of context but it was still pretty funny to see it in the video.