With a name like “Excuse my english” and the way I type, it's pretty obvious english is not my native language. Maybe you could explain to me what I did wrong, why it was wrong, if there a rule I should follow, and how to fix it! Thanks.

I'm on my way to Sephora RIGHT NOW! I just couldn't wait!

Are you telling me... That I can... Put a top coat on my mascara??? So I don’t look like a hungover raccoon in 5 minutes flat? Is such sorcery truly exist?!?!?! Is it Christmas? Do I only have 2 wishes left? Because if I do, I want different cup size on a same bra to go main stream and I want Chris Pratt to go chubby…

I would totally apply for that job. I could be the bored, blasée typical college girl in the background, rolling my eyes and drinking pumpkins spice latte while waiting for “class” to finish. Or the annoyed girl in the dentist chair, waiting for her turn while the sexy dentist bone his equally sexy assistant AND…

I’m your complete opposite. I had a bare face all my life. Mascara once a week, sometimes not even once for months...

I live right across “Captain America”... As my 5 years old neighbor REFUSE to wear anything else. He started going to school and is devastated that he can’t wears his complete suit to school, so we pitched in and found a great backpack online that look like the shield, and all his friends on the street decided on Hero…

You shouldn't rely on American Exceptionalism. You guys are exceptionally bad at a lot of thing...

It shouldn’t make you blush! You should assimilate the fact that you are beautiful and learn to live with it! It should be your default perspective :) Of course, it’s easier said than done, but I wish I could make you see, through my eyes, how attractive you are for so many people! Never doubt it!

Of course you are handsome! Your weight have nothing to do with your beauty! I bet you are gorgeous!

My ex and I were use to make the same type of joke. Usually he let me pay because I have a purse and he hated carrying his wallet around in his pockets.

I don’t know where you are, but if you are American, on my personal experience, you are a special snowflake!

Never for a second I ever considerate someone watching CamGirls as someone desperate and lonely. Sometimes, your kinks are just different. Sometimes you like that type of relationship. Sometimes you just don’t have the type of girl you fantasy about close to you. There like a million good reason to watch CamGirls. And…

I think it’s ok to have a custom drink. When I decide not to go with my regular grande latte and branch toward something (that is not coffee, let’s admit this) more complicated, I usually order half sugar and a different type of milk (Starbuck doesn’t kid with sugar, it’s either none or half a metric ton...). I even…

Rolodex... I forgot those even ever existed... now I need to find a reason to buy one, we can’t let the rolodex die!

Actually, if you have a domain name, it rather easy. You make address like Starbuck0101@domain.name then Starbuck0201@domain.name, and so on... all send them to the same folder and bam, it’s done and easy to manage. You don’t even need to be creative about the dresses or remember passwords. or log into 365 account.

Actually, they do.... or the word you are looking for is “they did”. We have only one in my town that is a franchise. It’s one of the first one to open in town, and since it’s close to university, it have a lot of traffic. It was never even close of moving location or closing.

They didn’t mean to kill the baby. They were not “playing” a game and having fun, they were “gold farming” (making money in game to sell for real life money) to be able to afford nicer things for their baby. They basically were working non-stop. It was not something they enjoyed.

They didn’t mean to kill the baby. They were not “playing” a game and having fun, they were “gold farming” (making money in game to sell for real life money) to be able to afford nicer things for their baby. They basically were working non-stop. It was not something they enjoyed.

1) we don’t call them “maternity leave” but “parental leave” for a reason: fathers need this leave as much as the mothers and that be awful if you ever implied that they don’t deserve it. They do. “Maleness” have nothing to do with this. Neither does infertility as the same apply for adoption and when you are…

I’m gonna ask you a personal question, feel free to not answer me! But...