excusemyenglish
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excusemyenglish

It's garbage, so technically you aren't entirely wrong ;)

1) I absolutely adored the tattoo. It looked amazing and elegant. And the story behind it was great.

You do realize I had to google “jeankinis” for the sake of it. The Internet didn't disappoint. I didn't know something this stupid ever existed.

It would make me very sad if you don’t buy this dress and wears it everyday.

I guessed it was garbage...

I tried everything. All the medication we could find... To all the “alternative” methods, such as acupuncture and (gasp) hypnotisism. Nothing works without side effects I refuse to live with.

I’m pretty sure Sephora takes it even if it’s basically empty. I had a Nars BB cream that gave me break out. I gave it to my mother (genetically have the same pasty white skin as me) who used it all. I got scolded by my Sephora girl (love you Jena) because I didn’t get a refund “it’s too late now, mom used it...”

This really depends. When I was young and stupid (still stupid... Young, not so much ;) ) after a very traumatic experience, my BF at the time came back home with 2 kittens. I had a reaction right away (watery and itchy eyes, skin got warm and red and sneezes after sneeze.

It works. People love it. I understand how having to hear the same music over and over can be annoying (I think Cher’s Believe gave me PTSD) but if that’s what people demand, it would be stupid to risk anything else.

Why not? :(

Well the whole “keep your promises or don’t make them” thing is good... but it works BOTH WAY.

I feel guilty about it... But husky Chris Pratt all the way. I know he wasn’t happy with his body and I know he feel so much better about himself now... But I think he was sexier when he was chubby. So I’ll take fit Chris Pratt for now, he is not ugly to look at either!

I heard about anything is delectable fried in butter... ;)

“Gaming is having a huge TV in a tiny apartment...

I was waiting for this one.

That is totally something my mother would do... reading it all I could think was a space machine been created and I came back from the future to write on Jezebel as a warning to future me to never get married.

Because they haves cooties!

It’s ridiculous!! Every woman in the world should have one! Or SEVERAL!!!

I disagree. Fuck Tact!

I have never ever even had the simple yet brilliant idea to try on MAN deodorant... Why the hell not? They are often cheaper and let’s face it, sweat and odors mechanisms are the same on male and female bodies..

I have never ever even had the simple yet brilliant idea to try on MAN deodorant... Why the hell not? They are often