French, but not from France. It’s a bit like Spain is not the only place speaking spanish! I also speak russian and I tried japanese but gave up after 1 year. I just need enough to be able to function in Kyoto (I go every year for work). English was relatively easy, but I had no choice, since I got thrown into San…

Auto-correct can only help me when the words don't actually exist!! This is not the most embarrassing mistake so far! Speaking is easier >_< thank you for helping me improve :)

Thank you! And I cannot star this enough. It’s hilarious! I’m sorry for my mistake!

Are you telling me Catherine is not written with a “C”?!?!? I never wrote it a different way all my life!

You are more than free to bitch about me all you want! I just don’t understand what you’d be bitching about... I worked this type of jobs for years and I’m nothing but a darling to those who serve me my precious food or coffee... Not only because you serve me the nectar of the god that I stupidly got addicted too,…

I worked in those kind of coffee place for decades and I never ever snapped in front of the clients. Ever.

No it’s not, I usually have the app open way before I reach the counter. Come on, it’s commun courtesy...

Why? I’ve been using spider-man for YEARS and it’s the first time I ever heard anyone complains about it (except for my friend Dave, he think I picked the lamest super hero...).

Just tell them you are Spider-man. I have been using this for years. It works everywhere. No one can misspell ‘Spider-man’ into anything else than Spiderman which is also fine. The barista get a chuckles, others costumers get a chuckles and your drink often come with it’s own jingle... You can’t go wrong.

I don’t know. I have a hard time to understand why people get married, no matter the age (It’s not commun to be married here). Also mariage kind of turned into something that is not such a permanent gesture, but more of a statement. Maybe it’s not commun, but being married 3-4 times is not that unusual anymore either.…

I absolutly LOVE pretending not to recognize celebrity. (Full disclosure, I am from a place that do not have a fascination with famous people, we usually just notice them and don’t care)

Is he such a bad fellow? Yes he is a rapper and dated a stripper (who are not all bad people) but I vaguely remember him buying his baby mama a mansion and taking care of them still. I don't know, I don't really know him.

I think he painted a bad picture so the guy expect the worse, but could be happily surprised? Giving him hopes, even slight, that this will be over after the baby is born could be devastating for the poor guy trying to keep his pants on.

Oversharing is the best kind of sharing! Fire away!

I 100% agree. This guy uses “inexperience” as a umbrella excuse for all his bad behaviours. Being as virgin doesn’t prevents you from listening to your partner.

Not really.

This is hilarious. Ok, troll, I bite!

“Or that she’d realised her arbitrary rules about numbers of sexual partners are stupid?”

Yeah, Kotaku, please, stop letting NTedNinja64 post negatively on nothing but LoL articles. I enjoy reading about other things that I have an interest in. This has not interested me, not since it’s conception. I tried NTedNinja64 comments on three separate occasions over a span of four years. Still don’t care for it,…

See, that’s an american thing.