I completely agree. You made me wonder if with a twist, we could achieve a similar result. Self twisting is so much easier than self braiding! It's one of the go-to technique for the lazy beginner that want something fancy!

"Shelf french braiding" her hair seem like an advanced technique when she stated that she couldn't blow try the back of her hair ;)

Dammit.

Just like the fact it puzzle me when people say manicure takes ages when mine take 2 minutes... It's genetics. Your hair look fine because you're born with it. Enjoy it, while the 99,9% rest of us curse and rage at our imperfect hair...

Some are but not all. Very few, but they are often very vocal. I remember, while babysitting, I had the nerve to bring A BOOK to the park and not follow every single step they take. It was like if I wanted them dead. The death glare I got from some mothers...

I have a friend who really really want kids but DO NOT want a father for those children. She is dead set on it since as long as I know her. She have jump trought all the hoops and getting inseminated in 7 months. She can’t wait.

Yes, I know all that. Why everyone think I want to abandon babies lol But when is it “too much”. Do you need to hold it 24/7? I don’t think so. You held the baby 18hrs already. I think 6hrs not being held is reasonable. As long as it's feed, dry and warm.

They need to be picked up when they cry. But they cry different cry for different situation. If your baby ever got hurt, they have this cry that is blood chilling. Even a non-parent can understand the meaning of that.

I just came back from afternoon at the sugar shack with all my very large and supportive group of friends (we are all family) and I absolutely adore each and every of their lovely adorable children.

That is one of the things that turned me off from parenting. One of the things on a very very VERY long list of things I do not want to deal with.

People are gonna come down to my house and lynch me for this but... Does the need to be held, once again, when he/she been held 18hrs already today, is more important than my need to sleep?

This might seem silly but... Why they receive hate for doing those shows? Our politicians rarely do those here, and when they do, they are absolutly loved by the population. We have one that I absolutly adore, even if he is in a party I would NEVER vote for.

I am, too, on the Crocs boat.

Like 90% of the things you do with/for any child. There is decisions way bigger than piercing or not his/her ear...

It's real at my place. I'm well known to have a huge TV and consoles just over my bath. I can play (and I DO play) videogames in my huge bathtub. There is no words on how great it is, if you try it, you can't go back to just having a bath or just playing videogames... It's amazing!

Netflix. Why you ask? Here is why:

Then he/she just have not to wears earring? What's the problem? It's better to have the option of wearing earring or not then having no options! Your point doesn't make much more sense...

Well, be ready to devote your life:

You wouldn't know it was not from him/her. Would only know the bastard didn't think you deserved a face-to-face or phone call meeting.

You don't have kids... Kids parties are for grown ups. It's just an excuse to gather everyone and drink wine. In my family it is anyway ;)