excusemyenglish
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excusemyenglish

Am I crazy or having bacteria on you cloths is fine but having my delicate private flower touching or sprayed with a mist of everything gross in a public restroom is a no-no?

Adding bacon to a meal is considerated cheating! Come on, BACON!

You guys don't recycle the old boxes?? It's cardboard... You open each side so it's flat and you put it in recycling...

The "natural look" is making a great come back! It's relativly hard to achieve but it's my favorite look! Don't get me wrong, dramatic lips and smoky eyes are amazing but I can never seem to pull it off >_<

They go minimal I guess. With the scarf rubbing on your face, good bye foundation. A "tuque" on your hair and good bye volume. Remember that mascara you applied? Your breath froze it and it felt down, drowning your cheek in a dark river of goo.

The ganguro? It's the name of the style.

This is so funny because I didn't think Montreal had some sort of "make-up style".

Are you kidding me?

Or just have a class in high school where they teach you how to do laundry, ironing (tho I almost never iron anymore), doing basic taxes and budgeting, how to do groceries and how to cook basic healthty food.

Ok, I'm gonna be the one who break it up to you but... Yeah... I know a lot of people (male AND female) who are between 18 to 25 and don't know how to do ANY of this stuff.

French is hard. They give "gender" to objects in a very illogical way. A chair is feminine but a bench is masculine. "Why?!?" ... "Because. It's like that." ... "Is there any logic in this madness?!? A trick?!?!" ... "Nothing logical. You just have to remember them all. Sorry!!"

It is creepy indeed.

I systematically forget people's names. It's not that I don't care, it's just the way I am wired.

It's not my language. It's hard for me to put words together. I'm struggling but I hope people can still piece together what I am trying to convey *^_^*

The players are getting older... And started having children that LOVE Pokémon.

My best friend hated her mother for not getting her ears pierced when she was young versus all of us. She had to have them pierced later in life and it hurt. When you are a baby you don't remember the pain.

You'd be the least threatening zombie EVER!

I also have a beautiful modern vanity that I use every-single-day of my life. I love it!

I was at the Opera a few years ago (season tickets), and a old grumpy lady was sitting right in front of me. She couldn't stop looking backward at me, probably because a very elegant young woman with bright pink hair (me) could only mean that Opera was no longer a safe haven from those promiscuous heaten and she

It have nothing to do with being selfish.