Companies shouldn’t have to worry about looking diverse. They should hire solely on whoever is the most qualified/has biggest boobs

Much better than domestically racking a foul.

No no no - Rocket survived. It was Benny who died.

Take your penised child to work day.

juxtaposition expert

Did you get a medal?

marathon truthers

Donald Trump is a leading candidate for president. And THIS surprises you?

Before you automatically assume that Nicola’s full of shit, just know that this is much more common among athletes than you might imagine. For instance, Wes Welker has no idea how old he is. Or where he is. Or how he got there.

-Cleveland Plain Dealer, 2003.

Katt Williams.

When reached for comment on Parker being left off the team Pat Summit responded, “who?”

Coincidentally, “Just gonna throw this out there” was also Antoine Walker’s personal playing mantra.

That’s completely different, bro. China has a lot more money than North Carolina.

and Merle

Yes they are all under the Don King local 1931 out of Cleveland.

Makes sense why he kept shouting “hit the showers”

If you say “potsticker” with a Boston accent, it basically rhymes with swastika.

That cat has seen some shit.

He’s leaving the UFC to become a writer on The Walking Dead because of his proven ability to talk something up and then completely fail to deliver.