#GetLukeACharger

The shove at the end is the best part. He has zero respect for Reggie Jackson as a human and it’s awesome.

Um, sorry but no, fucking groupies isn’t a gateway drug to being attracted to kids.

Counterpoint: walking around outside on a Saturday pounding beers, smoking pot, and ripping on your buddies for sucking at golf. There are worse things.

The other is buttfucking.

lol

Panda: Eats, Leaves

because they just did the opposite

Implying that Horry was as responsible for his six rings as Kobe was for his five is almost as bad as the original post.

Edit: Seven. My bad.

Gilbert Arenas

Albert wants to throw down in Temecula

Not to be that guy, but Kobe is a breed, 1, 2, 3, and 5 are specific cuts of beef and 4 is just Smush.

Jesus, how you have hamburger ranked over Porterhouse is insanity personified. Do you even meat, bro?

Generally quotations denote what someone said.

...cream cheese, proper hugging technique, beer cans, Kobe.

Earlier this evening, I read an article about how it’s awful to work with people my age, because we’re… something. It was unclear

Counterpoint: Kelly Johnson also sucks and “with the bases loaded” stats are something you would make fun of someone else for using.

Wow - that burned McGrady so bad he can’t even look Horry in the eye with both eyes.

You obviously can never go back to that office. But keep us updated!

To Mormon Brian: Cheer up, my dude! You have years of SEX, BOOZE, and DRUGS to catch up on. Have fun, fall in love, travel, keep an open mind.