Enjoyable comment, bro.

He’s definitely getting a bigger contract than that.

If you think that’s bad, check out the Len Bias shirts they sell:

I will never not think of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles when reading stories on here that include “USMNT.”

No shit, Sherlock.

After a Nick Adenhart game

You have to take the baton game very seriously. Wear fine linens, neatly pressed, and sit in the crowd quietly. When you feel an emotion, whisper it into a leather wallet and then keep the wallet safe inside another larger wallet. At the end of the match, after the baton competitors shake hands and exchange LinkedIn…

I had the same problem in middle school...which is why my wife picks up our kids now

My father-in-law hates me too.

As in, he would've been DQ'd? Or he would've took notice & tried to holler at her/"Where all the white women at?"

The Royals would be such a likable team if they weren’t such whiny bitches. They’re a young, fast team and I love their style of play, but man... shut the fuck up. You won the World Series and you get to celebrate on opening day in front of the team you beat, which almost never happens. That’s your “revenge” for a…

If you think that’s too much, Lincecum used to dab before, during and after games.

“That’s that trap defense” Shawn Kemp.

Black Strides Matter

Unrelated headline: Living In Syracuse Presses Life Out Of Its Citizens.

Just so I’m clear, your stance is to murder people who hit other people? The fuck?

“Where do I start? Where do I begin? Wow!

Hanging-on-the-rim-technicals are the worst, simply because of the fact that now fans now scream and yell if their team doesn’t get the call. If you complain about not getting two shots because the other team lingered on the rim, you’re a fuckin’ nerd.

This might be an unpopular opinion, but as a married guy I suggest you continue to go by Hannah.

Rules are made to be broken. Just ask any high school Chemistry lab teacher. If he ever followed the “no running in the lab” rule, Tyson Gay would NEVER be the world champion sprinter he is today. If you always wear safety gloves when handling chemicals, how do you ever hope to discover new skin care products or…