Pearls being severely clutched... nothing more to see here

Won't someone think of the children?!?!?!?!

What does several mean to you?

“I don’t give a fuck either! I tell you, I like Nick’s little bro. I do. I honestly like Nick and Nick’s little bro, you know what I mean? How can you not like him? He’s like a little cholo gangsta from the hood, but at the same time he coaches kids’ jiu jitsu on a Sunday morning and goes on bike rides with the…

“I was asked where I see myself in 5 years.”

Yet Curt Schilling gets fired for giving a history and math lesson at the same time.

The real story is THIS guy and his glorious perm!

(millennial scoff) “I’ve seen baggier shirts with more flames”