Well, as my dad said to me after I told him I wasn’t scared of him,

God this is stupid. Even by Heat fan standards.

That’s a hard one tho. I always get that shit confused with New Hampshire. What is there to get canada mixed up with?

Dude, that was a sucker punch. He never sent Joey Bats a notarized letter or slapped him across the face with his batting gloves.

So many words to let the world know you don't know what a sucker punch is.

So, like soccer but completely different.

Also, tho less famously, she said ‘Buy Subaru’

“Sad. I can get you much better holes, Bobby.”

I thought everyone called theirs The Manster.

I wish I had Max’s point of view on life. I tie or surpass his record every time I go out, somehow I never feel sexy.

Only one?

I had fun watching this.

Isola a great writer? Mintz, please.

Should be like beer league. You just head back to the dugout. Think of all the red asses that would lose their shit after a bat flip and a strut back to the bench.

Dude is definitely going to tell his boys he went deep today.

*sideswiped

That angers me that she is so perfect.

Except for sex with the wife.

Definitely more promising of a future than adjunct professors.

Please, do you know how many snacks Jamaal Magloire ate during National Anthems?