He keeps fucking with Russ, he may find himself in a hairy situation. What then?

Don't ever play with matches.

All the potatoes.

Jesus. That is awful.

Make shit up on the internet to get a rise out of people?

Well, yes. If part of your comfort is saving 40k a year, then you won't be comfortable anywhere but Blythe on 75k.

I am also curious about this. I live in a pretty diverse area and I must say, bathrooms here are pretty boring.

He absolutely could win any political office up to and including state Senator.

I would pay so many dollars to see ESPN replace him with Kate Fagan or any other transgendered person.

You're a youth wrestling coach and you are going to mock the life decisions of others?

I don't believe this at all. Morey is a genius, how could this happen?

You are so right about that. Westbrook is garbage. If he were a real team player he wouldn’t be letting Durant get pushed out to half court to catch the ball. I can’t believe he screamed ‘miss it’ right in Durant’s face 26 times last night.

Cousin Larry.

So, fucking groupies is a slippery slope that leads to sexual assault?

Softball is strange and odd and weird.

Your moms an astronaut

Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! You’re cool! Fuck you!

I bet that guy that ducks under doors is pissed.

I’m a couple hours away from you. One of best parts of living in the Valley is never being far from a great Taqueria.

Fuck yes they do. If they really like you they may invite you over for a special celebration. You can watch them toss a goat in a hole and many hours later you are blessed with deliciousness.