Krombopolous Michael or nothing.

all accurate

Hey look at that!

ON ONE HAND THERE CAN BE TOO MUCH OF A GOOD THING AND WHY CAN’T WE JUST WAIT FOR THE MOVIE AND DO WE REALLY NEED TO KNOW EVERYTHING BEFOREHAND AND TRAILER CULTURE AND BLAH BLAH BLAH BECAUSE ON THE OTHER HAND YO, DID YOU WATCH THAT AND DUDE GIVE ME THAT SHIT.

And really only one of them is “kissing”.

This guy gets literature!

two points from a straight guy that has enjoyed Cameron Esposito in the past:

Yeah, right before lamenting how men are taught to not hit women.

“But we live in a world where women’s safety is more important than men’s feelings”, said like that’s a silly thing.

I mean there’s typecasting and then there’s this.

That is not what that means.

No, they aren’t.

I have never been paid money for my improv skills, so it’s not a professional thing.

Hal Rudnick was my UCB 101 instructor.

“Hey, you guys ever see Gremlins? Remember that movie? Gremlins? Well just you wait...”

Like dresses.

Ajit Pai is a fuckboy.

MILKSHAKE DUCK

Accurate.

Bullied kid milkshake duck’d the world!