accurate

no

It is indeed. I couldn’t get past Kindred, which is, of course, the vampire themself. Since I couldn’t pull that I had to lean into the “vague, unsure what he’s talking about, confused” thing.

Is Westwick a vampire? Is Harling one of his helper guys? Someone should check the inside of his lip to see if he has one of those tattoos that are vampire brands. What movie is that from? Blade? I think it’s from Blade. Blade 2 maybe.

Yeah... yeah, that’d probably be pretty cool.

I gotta agree with him, man. The headline is just begging to be misinterpreted.

Really liked the first two books and the world they made, hoping I can like this one.

Surprising, usually Vlad keeps things to himself.

Hm, I’m going to give this to you based on the honor system. I don’t have time to check your math.

... you think JJ drinks coconut la croix?

Right?

Tell that to my wife.

When I see Armie Hammer in something my first thought is wondering why he gets all the roles and his brother doesn’t seem to work much, and my second thought is I’m an idiot.

Sony exec: “What’s the best thing we’ve done with this IP in 20 years?”

Things I want from an Amazon LOTR show:

What a shock.

Yeah, but an ‘80s Emmy.

Higgins isn’t the sort of role you get awards for, but good lord was he key to that show and Hillerman just crushes the role. Consistently stole episodes. Rest in peace, and congratulations.

HOT

“probably” untrue?