“DO NOT GO IN THERE!” he exclaimed, animatedly waving his hand and pointing at the rhino’s butt.

Real ballers jizz in moneytrees.

He’s incredible in that.

Would Juliet be a guy?

whatcouldgowrong

That sounds like some Argentinian shit

I COULD MAKE JOKES LIKE THIS IF I WAS ON THE SHOW, JESSE AND CHRIS!

There is no otherworldly blight, it was just swamp gas. It has been cleaned by highly competent non-governmental cleaning people. Everything is fine.

BEEF CHARCUTERIE?!

You know, I totally feel that way as well!

I don’t know that there’s any equivalency there, BZ.

If you say you aren’t confused by time as well you are lying. Why is it linear? THERE’S NO APPRECIABLE REASON!

“Welcome to Middle-Earf!”, right guys? Like, that fantasy cop movie that Will Smith is doing. Like, ID4 but fantasy, right?

“That’s my policy, never on the set.”

Do y’all remember that show Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction? The hokey show where they show you scenarios some of which are supposedly actual events and some of which are fictional? And like you are supposed to guess which is which?

What it really means is Western Civilization, with the underlying assertion that the natural endpoint of it is a monotheistic theocracy.

shocking

Isn’t anyone being cast in a Lars Von Trier movie technically an act of sexually harassment on its own?

Christians are huge on Judeo-Christian value. It means the bible, and white people.

THINGS I DON’T LIKE: