I think the costume and makeup department needed to get together and have a chat about how The Terror’s neck and hands would be exposed a lot here, and shouldn’t look like those of a healthy middle aged man.

Maybe by next season there will be.

There’s an Urkel article?

Life is like a box of fair trade vegan free carob, you know exactly what you’re going to get.

We get it, Elon. Get yourself together.

Why would I have an ant?

No.

Hey watch it! My aunt is a homophone!

So the scroll up stuff works on chrome at work. It doesn’t work on firefox at home.

MO

Wanna write an article about that time I ate some cucumber that must have had some soap on it or something? It was super gross. Gotta be an article in that.

ITS 8 BIT EVERYTYHING OLD IS 8 BIT AND 8 BIT MEANS RETRO GRAFICS

that’s not real, you can’t say that

This is a Great Job Internet. It’s hard to tell that of course because it goes through the same main feed as everything else, so it is in the same place that things that should be taken seriously as AVClub content are, rather than just a repository for our usual “your mother and I need to talk to you, internet” japes.

Hey, that’s useful!

God’s food, as horrifying as it is to accept, is a deep fried twinkie.

That does sound like an upgrade!

I love that when I’ve scrolled down in a page there’s no easy way to get back to the main page. It’s fun to scroll back up.

I’m personally deeply disturbed by the realization that it is now simply GJI, and not GJ,I! any longer.

Gotta appreciate that they based the entire campaign on the claim that it was the crumbliest flakiest chocolate.