Dr. Fauci was Kung Flu fighting,

The late Neil Peart would like to have a word with you.

I’ll answer this straight, so it won’t be left to what it “seems” like. No. The protests are about the brutality of a system that encourages every problem to be seen as a nail to be hammered down, and affects black and brown citizens especially. The cops fear some people right away, and it makes a lot of people fear…

Even if he doesn’t OJ his wife, he’s still responsible for inflicting Bhad Bhabie on an unsuspecting America. Surely that deserves some prison time.

Ghouliani’s advice was probably something along the lines of “Before you say anything publicly about these drugs, let me call our brokers and invest heavily in the companies that make them.”

yeah, Erik’s claim that we haven’t needed to go into showrooms in decades is bullshit. how many people are willing to buy a car sight unseen with no test drive? it’s not the showroom experience shoppers want to avoid, it’s the sale experience.

Can we get a literal Kickstarter on this?

Owner of company of 300-400 mostly office workers. Last week we let everyone with strong internet take all of their computers/monitors home and told anyone who so much as farts odd to not come to the office.  Necessity being the mother of invention, it's been a surprisingly successful policy. Our IT team killed it,…

Timberlake should have kept his dick in a box.

How about a slasher/redneck horror version of The Waltons?

When told he was caught on camera, the badger replied he didn’t care.

*wiggles nose*

yes, we are.

Here is the problem-nobody doubts the fact that Trump withheld the aid and nobody doubts the fact that his reason was to get Ukraine to soil Biden’s reputation. The thing is, the elected Senate Republicans do not care. They don’t care if Trump is beholden to Putin. They don’t care if he has engaged in illegal,…

You could always, you know, serve some fruit with it.

Because the 1980's kicked much ass kid... It was an amazing time. Especially the early 80's. If i could time warp and stay somewhere forever, it’d be 1982.

Taint that the truth.

Just do it in front of your living room window or patio door. Bonus points if its at ground level. 

Yeah, that’s definitely a picture of a sunbathing asshole.