Sean Lowe was born-again

Do these cookies have nuts? Asking for an intolerant friend.

That would have started loose talk in the classroom, you know how bad girls get. Sometimes it’s not so easy to be the teacher’s pet.

Two words: Pat Benatar.

They had to attempt the headbutt again after the first one was called back for offsides.

Steelers Fan Eats A Headbutt 

Counterpoint fuck the Steelers nobody cares if they don’t get calls

There will be serious chaffing after a few hours. 

“At some point in your life, probably several points, you’ve discussed how much money you would have to be paid in order to do something painful or humiliating.”

You guys don’t get it. Just as the Seahawks decided to recreate the Iverson/Lue stepover, the Jags and Bills decided to pay tribute to that one Thanksgiving episode of Friends.

Yeah, he was even warned. He at least should have given up once his bible was shot with an arrow. Hello! Message from god! I’d turn back if I were you!

There is nothing tragic about this. There is, however, some sort of poetic justice. Clearly, God wanted him dead - isn’t that how it works?

Salient point. Who can forget how he carried a horrible defense full of no-talent losers on his back with a heroic 12-for-25 and 153 yds performance.

They pillaged it, but left the rape part to Big Ben.

Headline on Breitbart Sports right now:

THUG STEELERS PLAYERS VICIOUSLY TEAR UP LOCKER OF FORMER TEAMMATE, STEAL ANYTHING THEY CAN GRAB

If anyone had the right to quit whenever he wanted to, it was Barry.

If only there had been a good guy with a bottle of Yoohoo. 

Hmmm....that Influencer costume is missing a cup of detox/weight loss tea. 

Shock and (Kavan)augh. 

Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a…