If I saw that goddamned bear looking through my door I’d be making brownies too.

We have to take the President at his word.

You “have to read” this? Someone forced you to click on this article and read it? Fuck off

The thing is, he doesn’t care about any of that, but he’s surrounded by people that do. They tell him to sign something and he signs it, he doesn’t care what it is. He’s a puppet with no opinion except “I’m the best ever.”. That’s the single thought that rattles around in his empty head, and that makes him very…

Time for the Democrats to add marijuana legalization to the party platform.

- Stolen from a Slater

Does anyone besides me find it incredibly hypocritical that Donald Trump, of all people, would accuse someone of being a “showboat” and a “grandstander”? Like, asshole, that’s been your whole shtick for 40 years.

How is this even a question?

So [Watercraft] [Watercraft] was too on-the-nose for you, but [Protein] [Protein] wasn’t? Fuck you.

For a stupid little typo like this, I’m totally happy to own up to it.

I just want to tell you that I really like how you respond to people when corrections need to be made- very respectful, no snark. I think it’s great.

NO MORE STORIES TODAY RAF. HERE’S ALL THE NEWS WE NEED.

Sarah Sanders

I would like to put forth a measure to say that we stop treating all Huckabees like people. All in favor?

They’ll have to interview President Yates and find out.

Jason Chaffetz can eat every bag of dicks. He might be the biggest douchewizard in Washington.

Also; Jason Chaffetz is calling for an investigation into Comey’s firing.

Hey You. Yes, you. Engaging someone in a conversation and then deleting it when you don’t like how it goes is something even diehard Democrat dingbats can agree is a chickenshit move.

as a democrat who has consistently and unwaveringly hated cops his entire life I resent this comment

I just called the ICE number to fuck with those un-American pissants, and was informed by recorded message that all lines are down.