Since he stopped answering his phone, you can try his assistant:

Republicans will no doubt prove what spineless shells of humans they are and vote DeVos in. Party over Country. Money over Children.

Yeah man, we’re so glad America chose* a lying racist instead.

I’m assuming that you repeatedly punched this person.

Prince George also has far better self-control.

“Artist’s rendering of White House transition of power. Image via Kensington Palace/The British Monarchy.”

Good. I hope he’s got a fruity drink with an umbrella in it and a huge bag of kush. He deserves/probably needs it.

I feel you, Mr. President. I wish I could jump out this bitch too.

I wanna see Leslie Jones play Trump in orangeface! BTW that new Ghostbusters was way better than the original ones.

When someone starts screaming that they’re the boss and people need to listen to them, it really makes me start questioning how in control of things they really are.

DO IT, ROSIE!!!!

How dare you all insult our Commander in Chief. In response to all this fake news and negative publicity, I have complied a list of reasons why Donald J. Trump is great. I think you’ll all be shocked by such an exhaustive list of reasons.

I’d like Arnold Schwarzenegger to play Kellyanne Conway.

I hope this lady shows up.

Oh, but I’d pay hard cash to hear Prince Phillip’s bon mots when meeting Trump. “Good Lord, man, I’ve hunted and discarded better looking stoats than the one on your head.” Or “That’s YOUR golf course? Oh dear. Well, there’s always a chance of some Irishman or some demmed Punjab blowing it up. Might earn the fellow a…

Just imagining his stupid face as he tries to waddle into Parliament, only for the door to be pulled closed again and a chorus of harrumphs echoing from inside. Sweet baby Jesus I’m dying.

Wait. The media refuses to report on terrorist attacks? Why? Because they’re in the pocket of Big Muslim?

I think she’s lovely.

Trump suggested that the United States is morally equivalent to Russia

I just wanted to share this pic. Taken from twitter about the LGBT protest. The commitment of this is legit