No. I think that’s a good point, worth thinking about. Especially since one of the nominees with a penis is, you know, fucking Jeff Sessions...

1. I have never seen Miracle on 34th Street.

But if we don’t punish people, how can I feel morally superior?!?

I think jail time would be much more likely to hurt than help. We should be focused on rehabilitation in our justice system, not retribution.

Honestly, this type of sentence should be pervasive in the justice system, and be for kids and adults. Turns out, putting people into an overcrowded (torture) box that is prison isn’t the best idea to rehabilitate criminals. In fact, they get worse! I’m also reminded of some new prison-to-college pipelines that…

I don’t think you understand: she had a private email server!

I don’t care if Melania doesn’t want to do this shit, but it is up to Trump to assign someone, like Ivanka

Two words: George Soros.

I don’t give a shit if he’s miserable. He is not a befuddled old man. He is a charlatan trying to make as much money as possible with no concern for our safety or standing in the world. And republicans are more than happy to have this criminally incompetent narcissist there to sign anything and everything they hand…

Every word of that article is straight up amazing. Donald Trump is trapped in a Being There remake of his own making.

I love the Root on Monday mornings, always ready to take shit head on. Good Morning, Michael!

The fact that pyramid schemes like amway still exist is really scary.

Yeah. Boo, and shame on the media for playing tape of the man you voted for, without prompting, saying racist, bigoted, sexist, hate-filled, xenophobic things. Totally the media’s fault.

GTFO - the blood is on your hands.

Hi! Go fuck yourself!!

I saw this on twitter and I felt so many emotions all at once. Touched by the people coming together, sickened and saddened that this is happening in 2017 and then even more sickened and saddened that I’m not shocked by this. 2015 me wouldn’t and couldn’t believe this is our new reality.

What’s funny is this kind of fake appeal to the African-American community will fail just like every other one...meanwhile he says “Two Corinthians” and evangelicals herald him as the next messiah.

In the time it took me to type this, there were 10 opiate overdoses in Kansas. But don’t worry, you will still complain about black people.

Keep staying lost and don’t come back then, lol