Add belligerent Aquaman and madcap hijinks ensue!

True. It's not grammatical. Just write "Betty White's slot" instead.

Das Boot 2: Deutch Oven

I think you mean Chris Christie. That man will eat anything Trump puts in front of him.

That's sofa kinky.

A divine Cleveland Steamer is a different kind of religious movement…

Try pouring boiling water on your penis.

Life of Pabl…no.

Often both.

Perhaps he's not, but I am.

I believe you mean HoleFoods, no?

Spit.

The best ones always are.

Powder? I hardly know her!

You only wish you knew where that paw has been.

You would have gone for "Death Knight for Cutie" and you know it. You're not fooling anyone.

Get Kirk Cameron. The zombie apocalypse is about as likely to happen as the Rapture is, so he should be open to this, too.

Squirmy Grooter

Sharknado bachelor party. In Las Vegas.

No me toques asi!… Tocame asi!