I will very much mocked for this, but signing a guy to a max contract, who won’t play for you for a year and is coming off an Achilles injury, seems dumb.

You guys are trying WAY too hard at this point.

It’s a legal play, but something about this seems just a bit underhanded. 

My son’s 12-year-old team came up with that play before their summer travel season. They were in love with the whole notion of the play since 12 year olds are fascinated anything that seems to be sneaky and kinda wrong (but not too wrong; these were straight-laced suburban kids, after all).

A most perfect metaphor for the modern economy. 

32W/4D/2L > 26W/12D/0L --- there’s a reason they give more points for wins.

“This car is an utter failure, it’s price point, it’s performance, and it’s horribly dated interior. Nobody wants to buy these piece of shit cars.”

I’m probably going to be dumped on if this comment reaches high enough to be read, but... this is to me a bit in poor taste to report on so soon? I mean, yeah, this a car news blog. But man, a building blew up and multiple people died. It just so happens that a neighboring building had some old cars in it, and those…

Easy now. Not all patriots are racist.  

They also have a team with a racial slur as its name.

What a slap to the face to Brees. This is the kind of indiginity that will really leave a mark.

You fainted?

Are you sure it’s not a Ford Escape?

I picture him walking into the press conference with a plate of crab legs in one hand and a beautiful woman on the other arm. Eats the crab leg... “Didn’t have to steal these.” Looks at the woman... “Didn’t have to r...”

You can’t “steal” a QBing job. You win it through hard work. It’s not like it’s a crab leg.

What you say is perfectly accurate and correct, therefore since you posted this perfectly level-headed and accurate take to Deadspin, prepare yourself to be called a closet racist, sexist, misogynistic asshole who completely missed the point about how Serena Williams was a victim here and she’s the greatest of all…

Years ago, while out motorcycle riding, a “friend” pulled something similar to me. Riding side by side on our bikes at about 60 mph, he reaches over and hits the kill switch on my handlebar. This stopped the engine’s ignition resulting in turning the entire driveline into a mechanical brake and almost threw me over…

lol at the boss pulling the “you’re disrespecting the uniform” bullshit with a fucking hospital security guard

Shit. I hope these women got tested for quintez cephus after being assaulted by this unnamed Wisconsin Receiver.

HamNo, you are not seeing the full picture.  This is AMERICA, a LOT of people are going to get killed, probably at the same time.