It’s the Sophie’s Choice fans I can’t stand. Always wanting to remake it so she picks the other kid....

Which fans are more insufferable: Star Wars fans or Rick and Morty fans?

No writters name. You know they expect blowback

You know theres a version of Homecoming with John Legend(?) from an earlier mixtape that was actually quite dope.

So his anecdote is a poor take yet your equal but opposite anecdote isn’t?

You’re going to have to show me the math on that one.

cold-weather Flo Rida or Pitbull with better taste in beats

There is no winning from here, not even a Pyrrhic victory. The very best Drake can do is a stalemate, and even that’s unlikely. Ceding the real hip-hop heads and admitting that he’s just a cold-weather Flo Rida or Pitbull with better taste in beats is the most honorable way forward for Aubrey.

“Even just rich is enough”

This videos show standard expectations when you name a driving aide system “auto-pilot” and then beta test it on the public. Most makers have a vaguely similar system, but they know better and give the systems names like “supercruise” because they know what the public is capable of and recognize that a car is not a…

Your faith in American justice is adorable.

Honestly, I’m kind of impressed that every sandwich I’ve ever gotten at Subway — no matter the permutation — has managed to taste exactly the same.

Perhaps—just spitballing here—if Subway didn’t SUCK, they’d be doing better.

Frontier has responded to the incident by adding an up-charge option for seats outside of open-urination rows for all future flights.

Not only that, but that white dude has watched a lot of pornography. Like, an unhealthy amount.

Cards Against Humanity: The Movie

“Why are you talking to a dog?”

This put this biggest smile on my face when she started hyperventilating when that realization hit her that all her white privilege came up short today.

#whitingwhilewhite! YES!!! Recorded and sealed away for future reference.

And here’s my fave, it’ll never get too old to use. I think it’s because that refreshed look on her face just pleases me oh so much.

She would like to speak to all of the managers, and no, she would not like a glass of water while she waits.