Both chuck toys haphazardly around the field, yet fake-peter man gets thrown in jail while Nate Peterman is starting on Sunday. 

yea, why can’t he work a meaningless desk job for thirty years and die of a heart attack like the rest of us!

Financial planners.

Dave Grohl and his classic rock band the Foo Fighters

Dave Grohl and his classic rock band the Foo Fighters

Dave Grohl and his classic rock band the Foo Fighters

Thanks Beth, your article serves as journalistic lodestar to the rest of this nation.

I wish I could find that tweet again that basically said, “let’s not lament all the famous fuckwads whose careers are now ruined because they couldn’t keep their dicks to themselves. Let’s lament the art that never got created because the people who wanted to make it got silenced by these fuckers. They had their shot,…

You’re right, my Monday could have been worse: I could have been living in Lancaster, Pennsylvania.

Best X-Men movie. (As much as I loved Logan, I don’t quite consider it an X-Men movie.)

When sword fighting, start with your right hand. Then switch to your left hand to throw off your opponent.

Best final stage? American Gladiators (original) or GTFO. Just an endless barrage of semi-fit people getting mutilated by the best of 1980's roid rage.

-No love for The Temple Run in Legends of the Hidden Temple?!?!?!

I thought this was going to be a story about LeBron and Tom Brady eating at a Greek taverna.  

I think you meant to say “liberals will most certainly feel saddened by this due to their ability to empathize.”

Damn this is a really sad story. Their little blog even had maps of the routes they took. Seemed like very nice people just trying to enjoy their own life, without hurting others. Per usual, we see all the one-liners from the anonymous void, mocking the situation. What’s so funny about this? Guess I’m just not cool…

As a Knoxville resident I deeply regret voting in the Democratic primary instead of voting against him in the Republican primary.

For me personally, I suppose it’s just nostalgia. I actually quite like this new setup, but there is a part of me that misses the Archer I first came to know and love.

We watch the same episode? Most of these sketches fell flat, yo. Straight up.

Looks like you ought to train her to snicker...