What an ignorant asshole. The Charles has been clean for years. https://www.epa.gov/charlesriver

third time’s the charm. hopefully.

The ultimate goal is to beat the shit out of them. They’re responsible for their own fucking conversion.

If you’re going to tell a tasteless joke it’s best if it’s actually funny.

“Sad story but I’m going to be an asshole anyway.”

I’ve never done cocaine. Is it true people like to snort it from between [redacted]? I’ve seen people use dollar bills in movies, but never a rolled-up FOIA request.

Her sentence was the longest sentence for any leaker, ever. Yes, the leak was huge, but as the NY Times points out, none of the material was classified as Top Secret.

It’s like sometimes when you strike oil, but there’s too much oil. Gak. You don’t want to be just an oilman. Maybe you can get a gig in marketing. You’d work your way up from the bottom, but it’d be a real challenge.

They couldn’t reach agreeement on Hume’s first principles of the contents of the mind.

One problem with elite is they always want to talk about actual news stories. We have to reach out to whites where they live—comment sections.

Real Americans eat KFC*

*With a fork and knife on their private jet and have their assistant tweet a picture of it.

This. The false equivalencies this cycle were amazing.

The whole post is gold, but this, this shit right here...I’m actually a little dizzy trying to relate to whoever submitted this gem.

Had Elizabeth run I could have cast a vote for a nationalist, a populist, a thoughtful and honorable person who carries with her no sense of superiority or pretension. She is noble in her actions and usually in her words. Hell, she wrote a personal finance book that is still working its way through my mind.

Also, this:

Clinton 65,844,954

That article left out the best part:

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

Good to see our Army finally find an exit strategy after a 14 year straight years of losing. #MissionAccomplished