I fancy it!

Thank you.

That’s what I’m talking about.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

Dave, not now

Objection. Both are Latin.

“OK people, step one is get that statue of Jay Z out of here. He said a lot of nasty things about me.”

This is essentially like pulling out when she is 37 weeks pregnant. It’s a tad too late.

This logo represents more than the team - it represents the city of Cleveland

Some perspective on how historic this is:

Hey Russell, here’s an idea to avoid ties. Throw for a fucking touchdown.

If there is a “Trump” audible, what do you think it is?

Go right. Further right. Completely out of bounds. Further.

If there is a “Trump” audible, what do you think it is?

Throw it to the dumb white guy and hope he doesn’t run backwards?

No.

It would be great if this whole thing was just a long episode of Scooby Doo and at the end of tonight’s debate Hillary went Velma and yelled “jinkies!” while pulling Trump’s mask off.

And here he is stretching out his hands:

He’s in the penalty box for ruffing

Avant-’tard